Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The saga of the West Elm daybed

Over the past few month, I had what was probably the strangest customer service experience of my life. I managed to stay amused the whole time, but finally decided to write the company a letter. We'll see if they do anything :) 

How many bed kits from West Elm does it take to make one bed? Two and a half, apparently.  
 
Dear West Elm, 

I want to report a rather frustrating experience at your Cincinnati-area store. Last summer, I placed an order for an overlapping squares daybed. The bed arrived at the store several weeks later than expected, but it was not a major issue. I purchased it on August 16. 

When I got the kit home, I discovered that 4 small parts were missing. I called the store, and was told that S---, the customer service rep, would call me back. She did so the next day, and told me that the parts would arrive in about a week. 2 weeks later, they had not arrived, and I called the store. S--- promised to investigate the mix-up and call me back. After no call-back, 2 days later, I called again. She apologized and told me that the kit had changed, and that they were freight-shipping new back and front pieces, which would arrive in a week. 

2 weeks later, the box arrived. I opened it to discover that, not only were the 4 pieces not built-in as promised, but that using the new pieces would produce a 2-legged bed. After several more phone calls (partly due to a major power outage in the area), S--- promised to order a new kit, which they would ship to the store and then deliver to my home. She called to inform me that it had arrived while I was on vacation. 

I called back about a week later, and was told that S--- would return my call. She did not. 

After another week, I called again and was informed that S--- no longer worked in the store. The night manager promised to check on whether they still had my replacement bed and return my call. She did not. 

2 days later, I called and spoke to another manager, M---. M--- apologized and called me back to tell me that they had the bed and could deliver it in a week. It arrived on schedule, and the delivery people were very professional. By this time it was late November, 

None of your associates were rude to me; however, I found them EXTREMELY unresponsive. Your parts department allowed a very minor problem to snowball into a major issue. I wound up with a room filled with bed parts and no bed for over 3 months! I was never offered compensation for this bad experience. I feel that this reflects poorly on West Elm, and the Williams-Sonoma Company. I would be unlikely to purchase furniture from you again (which is too bad, as I enjoy your designs, and have purchased several non-furniture items in the past).

Sincerely, 
Amyaz

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

43 Things I did in Argentina

In (sorta) order:
  1. Saw the Niagara on Viagra (aka Iguazu Falls). 
  2. Got rained on in a sub-tropic climate.
  3. Hiked in the jungle.
  4. Climbed a rock wall in the rain.
  5. Discovered that I was covered in red mud.
  6. Saw Paraguay & Brazil from a boat.
  7. Ate tea for lunch.
  8. Found out maps of Buenos Aires don't have a North. 
  9. Watched a bird poop on Olga.
  10. Visited Recoletta Cemetery & found Evita's grave.
  11. Spent a day at a HUGE street fair (at least 20 blocks) in San Telmo. 
  12. Bought stuff.
  13. Met a German experiencing culture shock. 
  14. Visited a very strange art museum.
  15. Went to a movie.
  16. Got rained on in a city.
  17. Caught a cold (aka Google Virus).
  18. Landed in a crazy beautiful airport.
  19. Went horseback riding at an estancia in El Calafate. 
  20. Failed to sleep in a super stuffy (but cute) hotel. 
  21. Stopped at a hotel where Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid once holed up.
  22. Drank throat healing Patagonian tea (con miel y limon). 
  23. Climbed a mountain & saw the lovely Fitz Roy on my birthday. 
  24. Celebrated with a bday dinner of pumpkin soup (thanks, Olga!) and half a brownie.
  25. Got rained on in a sub-arctic climate. 
  26. Wasted a day.
  27. Snuck into a Flamingo park. 
  28. Saw todos los glaciares!!!!
  29. Found out my grandma had passed away over email. 
  30. Got stuck in a crazy beautiful airport for 3 hours.
  31. Made it to the end of the world (Ushuaia). 
  32. Called my mom. 
  33. Visited the most bizarre museum in the world. Saw large statues of former prisoners and and former prison wing filled with community art projects. 
  34. Visited los penguinos on a small island. Got to be the first to stand next to one on our tour. 
  35. Made fun of the people who took the boat tour & couldn't get on the island. Ruined their pictures by standing in their photos.
  36. Saw sea lions on a boat tour. Hopped on bouncy flora & fauna.
  37. Climbed a mountain to see a glacier, only to discover that we needed snow shoes to make the final assent. 
  38. Felt intimidated by the Ski Magazine guys who were climbing with their equipment to ski down, and walking much faster than Olga and me. 
  39. Saw the mountains of Chili across the bay. 
  40. Got a haircut in Buenos Aires from someone who did not speak English. 
  41. Went to a grunge tango concert. 
  42. Visited La Boca. 
  43. Got a lesson in Argentinean expressions from the front desk guy at our posada. 
Olga's pictures (featuring me)
My pictures (featuring Olga)

Friday, September 19, 2008

hurricane fun

From my sister in Houston, TX on Monday: 

Hey everyone-
 
Well physically, I am no worse for wear from the hurricane. Emotionally and spiritually - a little beat up. My apt still has no power or water, so I am now coordinating my baseball caps with my polos, jeans and work boots I will be wearing to work for at least probably the next two weeks. I am looking hot. =) Good news no damage to my home and belongings and my business suits get to go unworn for the interim.
 
The office building I manage lost its roof from the wind and opened up two giant holes that acted as sieves into the building dumping what we estimate to be 10 inches of rain early Sat morning during the hurricane. The winds were still at 90-100mph when they hit the area. I was there at 3pm and we had a restoration crew in Sat afternoon by 5pm to start the cleanup process, but they had no way of securing the roof at that time. We proceeded to then get 5-6 additional inches of rain starting at approx 4am and lasting until 8am, making all of the work on Sat for naught. I got to the building at 6am and was stranded there because the streets had then flooded. We have full loss on the top three floors of the building and minor damage on all of the floors below where the water ran down the stairwells. We will have to completely gut those areas and start fresh. Good news - I have always hated the carpet in my office and now will get to chose new stuff myself. Yay.
 
I hope my Houston people have faired as well, if not better, and perhaps even get a little paid time off from the storm. I am working like a fool. LOL
 
For all of my non Houston people - keep the area in our thoughts because there are a lot of people in desperate situations and FEMA has been acting very Katrina like with their crew of dunces and refusal to give straight answers. We can have a war in two entirely different countries and they cannot help out people in the 4th biggest city in the US. Where are all those oil revenues from Houston going?? Don't they want us to be able to keep pumping out the liquid gold?
 
Off my soapbox. Oooo I miss soap and showers. =( Maybe today??
 
Love (My big sister)

(Update: Laurie has finally showered. Yeah!) 

I didn't want your freakin' hurricane

So I went to see "Tell no one" Sunday afternoon. Bit windy on the way there, a few traffic lights were out. 10 minutes in, the theater looses power. We wait 20 minutes before they hand out passes & everyone leaves. My internet-enabled phone with itunes kept me happy during the wait. I go out to my car. Two car lengths in front of me, a tree is down across the road. Could have totalled my car, which would have sucked since I just got new shocks & struts. I think "crazy" and snap a photo.
 
The whole way home there are trees and power lines down. My car is literally rocking in the wind. The power is just coming back in my building when I get home. I make a quick meal (it was 3pm and I hadn't had lunch), then decided to run out and get food that didn't require cooking in case it goes out again. I see more trees & lines down. The brick roof has come off one building. People are out with chainsaws cutting up 100-year-old downed trees. The grocery store is closed and guarded by police.
 
I find an open gas station & run in to grab foodstuff. The power goes out, but comes right back on again. I go home. Garage door is shutting, then freezes. The power is out again. I find a spot on the street that is not near any trees. Sit in the semi-darkness. Check the internet on my phone. Then I find out that Findlay market is on fire. That's just not right (damage is now said to be minimal).
 
Later, I went to Starbucks in Rookwood Commons to charge my phone. Since that's the only spot in the city with power, everyone & their grandmother is there. No phone charging for me. I just grab my coffee & return to my dark house to read a book with 8 candles and a mini flashlight. I was very jealous of my neighbor who had an electric torch.
 
Power is still out this am, but fortunately the high is only 72. Work has power, so that's where I am now (though many of the other locations are out of power and a lot of people are not in the office).
 
There are over 600,000 people in the Cincinnati area without power. It may take up to a week to get our power back. We had gusts of up to 75mph.
 
Now, I realize that Houston is WAY worse of. But seriously, I soo did not want your freakin' hurricane, big sister.




(PS I wrote this on Monday. I had power back by that afternoon. Over a million people were out in Ohio at the hight of the storm - they've got it down to about 100,000 at this point. Crazy). 

Sidney

John McCain's middle name is Sidney. 

Sydney is a large city in Australia. 

That's UN-AMERICAN. 

Just sayin'. 

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

RNC day 2 peanut gallery

lieberman just called himself a democrat

liar

republicans applaud line "country matters more than party."

liars


911! terrorists!


"john mccain is his own man" [creepy chuckle]

does creepy chuckle imply "and i am his bitch?"


lieberman: i like john mccain. we enjoy war together. 


lieberman tells reps to vote for what is best for the country, not what is best for his party. doesn't that mean obama? 


was mccain putting his country first when he & cindy were having their 9-month affair? 


bush called the hurricane "gustaff" 


bush: "i read threat assessments"

i thought he only issued threats?


"the lessons of september 11th, 2001"

can republicans make speeches without mentioning 9/11?


apparently we should like mccain bc he was tortured

note to gitmo detainees: run for office when you get home


palin apparently tried to fire the wasilla (pop 5000+) librarian when she refused to remove books palin didn't like. town fought back, librarian stayed. snap! 

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Toby Pics












Taken with my macbook's camera, I can get funny looks on his face.....

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The PC Police

Did you hear that the Republicans have "found out" that fist bumping is secretly terrorist? 

This after exposing pro-jihad scarves in Dunkin' Donuts ads (you know, the same scarves our soldiers wear to keep dirt out of their faces in Iraq), and after telling us that anything anti-war is anti-American for the last 5 years. 

Am I hallucinating, or were these the same people complaining about the PC Police for all of the 1990s? 

And where does Glenn Beck get off claiming that electing Obama would be the end of free speech in America? Seems like GWB already made that happen. 

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

To my Google & Microsoft Friends

This sounds exhausting:

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/items/2008/03/17.html

Makes me glad I work in old-fashioned consumer products :)